1. rabababe:

    *weeps softly because this is my current reality*

    (Source: ohsodirnty, via elladrondelibros)

     

  2. When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

    ofgeography:

    perfectxmystery:

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    when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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    (via broodyfeathers)

     
  3. Stick It (2006)

    Gymnastics tells you no. All day long. It mocks you over and over again. Telling you you’re an idiot. That you’re crazy. If you like running full-speed towards a stationary object, vault’s for you. If you like pealing pieces of skin the size of quarters of your hands… bars is for you. Because the only thing more fun then rips, is when your rips get rips. It’s super sexy. And floor, are you serious, I mean who doesn’t want to parade around in a leotard getting wedgies and doing dorky choreography? It’s delicious. If you like falling, then gymnastics is thee sport for you! You get to fall on your face, your ass, your back, your knees, and your pride! It’s a good thing I didn’t like falling… I LOVED IT!

    (Source: terehsa, via sourwolfs)

     
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  5. ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

    buttlass:

    tweeckos:

    we’re being faced with a serious issue.

    there is only 1 sarcasm left

    now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

    yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

    (via pointy-earedbastard)

     
  6. cantelle:

    the-do-that-girl:

    catsbooksandcoffee:

    I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

    FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.

    I need help.

    unf.

    (Source: cinematichigh, via sourwolfs)

     
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  10. 420calum:

    So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

    (via pointy-earedbastard)